Hi. Gen X here. This entire article is why Boomers say Millennials are dipshits.

My band played on the other Peter Pan Futureliner at a car show a bunch of years ago (can’t miss that one, it’s green). I will tell you from experience, it’s not an ideal stage in any possible way.

The issue is, 8 people were removed from the flight for smelling bad and 8 of the 8 were african american. The odds seem low that 8 passengers who just happened to be african american also just happened to be the only people who had an offensive smell on this flight.

The Matrix Regrets

Maybe Cohen’s an a**, maybe he’s not. But if you break big playing a character called “Fat Amy” you can’t be too surprised if your follow-up role is focused on you being fat.

I’m not sure how you could dress her and look good. She’s taken steps to lose weight and looks a lot better now. 

Quick Google agrees. He does not, and effectively never did, wear a monocle.

Thank God she didn’t.  She is a terrible fucking actor.

To be fair her boobs are glorious. But yea boobs are not hard to find these days. Back in my day we had to work for our porn. A spring break movie on Cinemax, or a magazine hidden in the basement if you were lucky.

There’s a reason why they have been “talking” about it for 17 years and it still isn’t anywhere near happening:

I remember when Robot Unicorn Attack stopped working on my ipad, and it never got updated. I was so sad. :(

I’m just waiting for someone to do the ill-advised Cerveza Cristal cut in in Schindler’s List where it’s the only other thing in color....
Please no one prove me wrong...

If he dies, he dies.

Oh yeah? You get in the ring with Tyson and let us know how that goes for you. If Kotaku is still around by the time you get out of your coma that is. 

Imagine being so confident, yet so incorrect.

Release the Cerveza Cristal Cut!

Choosing two guys that look like Gravy Seals to be the faces of your “Answer the Call of Duty” recruitment poster for *checks notes* law enforcement is sure a decision.

It’s just a Baconator Michael, what could it cost, $20?

I thought thy were pig ears!

The headline says “best” not “most popular”.