badonkagronk
Badonkagronk
badonkagronk

Nintendo is to video games as Hitachi is to "personal massage devices" 

Because she’s hot.

Good job taking that tiresome bait.

Clear eyes, full hearts....

I wish this free to play disney card game was more toxic!

Based on the nature of this post I’m gonna go ahead and just withdraw my “Welcome to Kotaku“ comment that I made on your introduction post.

How about we not try to promote the ability to be toxic?

I barely play a game a month to completion, and I’m sick of it too. I just bear it for a while, then go play something from 5-10 years ago again, or for the first time. Exhausting busywork that may not bug you, but it sure grinds my gears.

I already do enough mindless shit at work everyday.

“Here’s the workaround if you don’t want to show your vagina” is a great microcosm of the state of game development today.

I don’t care how much you dislike an artist’s contributions, that’s a fucked up thing to say.

Westworld got so bad, they paid them to *not* make another season.

If you can’t have people of color in your fantasy world, then that means your fantasy is a world without people of color.

Fans still argue if Babylon 69 ripped off Deep Space 69 or vice versa.

“I have miscalculated the value of my Twitter activity and realize that it is nothing worth supporting by itself for the vast majority of people. It is not me who is popular, but it is that work that is useful. It is not valuable by itself, but a comfortable timesaver, and I get that now.”

“...is the green alien’s ability...”

If he was just a performer maybe but it was his festival so…his fault. Which is probably why he quietly settled 2 lawsuits. 

“Spider-Man! Help! I’m getting mugged!

It all depends.

Never preorder.

If we don’t get a code for the game, we can’t review it ahead of time. Simple as that.