badonkagronk
Badonkagronk
badonkagronk

This year’s version of Madden has exceptionally poor reviews from both critics and players, and this post’s attitude that it is an automatic annual buy is why EA gets away with barfing out such a terrible product.

That’s just ridiculous, we’re trying to have a serious conversation!

I WILL NOT!

A hotdog is not a sandwich.

There are two separate arguments. One is the original games were yanked and replaced with the remasters, so the modders work is on a defunct product. The other is that stuff like bug fixing is “transformative,” so it not a simple copy that violates the law.  I am referring to the second questionable argument.

Take-Two can go fuck themselves, but “we did a better job than the remasters” is not a winning legal argument for the modders.

Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier has graduated from delaying games to taking down CEOs.

Yep, fits in will the all-around half-assed effort. What’s hilarious is that they decided to call these the “definitive” editions.

It’s impossible to overstate how MASSIVE the Hot Coffee controversy was at the time. It’s unbelievable that they left the code in these remasters, but understandable that Rockstar felt it had no choice but to pull the game until it is removed.

Even crazier is that they left all of the violence in these remasters.  You can murder people in these games!

The streets finally caught up to Omar.

Sonic?  You’re banned!

It was called Photoshop Phriday, and it was awesome.  You know, Kotaku should have a photoshop contest!

LIBERTY, LIBERTY, LIBERTY...LIBERTY!

That wax sculpture of Vince McMahon is very poorly made.

Fuck off! Take this whole idea and throw it in the trash.

The character’s ignorance of it being a pro-slavery symbol is not a reason to keep it.  Same goes in real life.