C’mon, they’re gonna release a day 527 patch that will really knock your socks off!

I’m looking forward to getting one next year when I can also buy Cyberpunk for $10.

21. What if she makes potato salad with raisins?

I was about to correct you on the name, but I see Clippit is its real name and Clippy is just a nickname.  Two more names than it deserves.

Credit DaneSager for the inspiration.

OK, I effed up, both Bethesda. But I can’t bear not to post it anyway.

Congrats!  And Kotaku admins, get this person out of the greys!

Yeah, I’m not thrilled with it either.

I defeated that burger in Bloodborne.

True story, I once had three sacks in a JV high school football game.

OK, I have won, but not since last June. A sad story, but not catastrophic.