Ahem, he calls it “The Winter Whitehouse.”

The Castle.

He certainly spews enough garbage!

I literally just about have a stroke every time I turn on the news. I used to love the news. I enjoyed keeping up with events. Now I just feel like I am in a Kafka novel.

Why didn’t we say that when they went on and on about BENGAHZI? Oh wait, because it makes no fucking sense? Ok that then.

But why is Trump so puffy? What’s his deal?

TRUTH.

She has the right to bare arms~!

You made me laugh on a day when I thought I couldn’t! That was funny.

Is she super religious? All of these super religious, conservative, no vaxx people are COMPLETELY into “essential oils.” They are crazy, and basically think that the oils can cure anything.

I really find it funny that he likes to think he could do work like Eisenstien.

Who used to be so very pretty himself.

IT’S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE......

WORD SALAD. No meaning, just talk.

I heard the whole thing. Sometimes when I am listening to Spicer at these press conferences I think he might be having a stroke or something, because his words make little to no sense.

100% accurate. In fact, I wonder if this is from an eye witness.

I have a chronic intestinal condition. People don’t really understand that being thin and in the bathroom all the time don’t make for a lot of fun.

SOMEBODY CLEVER MAKE HER A TWITTER ACCOUNT. I CAN’T, I AM NOT CLEVER.

WOW, is that a family of bob cats? Do you hear them at night? Isn’t their growl cool?

Have you ever heard one growl? That would scare Trump enough to crap himself.