They just aren’t very good at understanding humor, or song lyrics for that matter. Subtlety isn’t a strong point with Republicans.

Raise one eyebrow a little when he really gets into nutjob mode.

I feel the same. If a kid feels the need to step in, then it is cyclical and happens often. I really wanted Brad Pitt to be a good dad.

That is awful. Awful. People are terrible.

ME TOOO! I would never say Hello sugar.

Apparently. Sigh.

Yes. “Cool it” was the phrase my father always used just before he got really pissed and made us quit doing whatever we were doing, like throwing mud at one another. Good times.

Kind of like when Demi Moore was the highest paid “actress” in Hollywood? Based on what? At least Jolie has won acting awards.

He is ahead in some places, but I think the media is whipping it up to be closer than it is. I get a distinct Romney vibe about his chances on winning the actual general election. By the way, how many people are in those polls? You ever been asked who you are voting for? I think it is just bs.

Apparently so is Katy Perry. Add Russell Brand in there too.

Needle?

It became unwatchable for me after about 5 episodes of Coven. Too much gratuitous bullshit, all over the map plot, just awful.

That’s why I just can’t with these anymore. I want to be scared, not disgusted and mad. Why do we always have to include rape?

Perfect use of this gif, as always.

Come on! Athletes know how to develop relationships and work with a team right? They are all about hitting their goals, man. Finance is a natural when their knees give out! /s

“Whales are the keeper of wisdom.” “Sharing umbrellas is awesome.”

My take on that part too.

I have to read something that you describe as crazy banana pants. That alone made me laugh!

That is just stupid and sounds like something a child would type out. This is really annoying me.

He must have some serious high blood pressure then because he is hella puffy and red.