Thank you. I was about to have a stroke.

In law enforcement, they are seeing more and more girls/women being trafficed call their pimp “Daddy.” Often the pimp makes them get a specific type of tattoo that says Daddy or Daddy’s girl. Either that or a bar code. It is really sad. If they change pimps they make them block out the old tattoo.

I lean more toward flummoxed.

Stoned people at the grocery store never fail to entertain.

My degrees are in a highly unmarketable discipline, but the masters allowed me to do things in other areas that I love. I get that you are tired, and lonely, but you are almost done! Keep at it and you will be glad you did. A lot of jobs say “bachelors required, masters preferred.” Hell, a friend of mine is running a…

I have received resumes in Comic Sans. No lie.

They are the most badass and adorable people all at once. I love them too.

He has no history of ever using any alcohol or tobacco? I have seen him in pictures with a drink in hand. This is horse shit. And if he is taking a statin, he is doing so for his BP.

I won’t be watching the news anymore if that happens. I just can’t stand his face.

The report said he was on ecstasy and drunk too. Not a good combonation. It was actually in 2015 too.

My favorite ever discription of Channing Tatum: “He looks like a thumb.”

I feel you.

I do love me a conspiracy theory!

Then they will be arrested and thrown in jail where they belong. I just want the Trump crap OVER.

It doesn’t help that when you have a terminal degree people think you know everything about a given subject. The general public will treat you with disdain if you can’t answer the most bizarre question if they think it pertains to your field. And saying “that’s not really my area of expertise” doesn’t seem to satisfy…

I’ll see your wealth of cat hair and raise you two extremely furry dogs who shed massively. I have ALL THE PET HAIR!

Right, because she kept saying “I’ll go down and get her.” She was in shock, in my opinion. Terror kind of does away with rational thought at the time.

First they came for the Patinkin, then they took away Moore, this is just going down the tubes.

I figured he had a problem a few years ago. His eyes never looked clear to me, you know? There is a look people have when they are abusing drugs/alcohol.

Those shoes will not look good with anything that you own and you will regret it forever.