The array of courses is because they are attending a University, not a trade school.

And these are the educated among us? I have no hope for the future of America.

Ba-boom ‘tis! (rim shot noise)

Oh thank you, thank you! I hate “woke bae.”

Good lord. That sounds horrible.

Oh that is awful.

And pre-boob job?

If only.

I have never understood why people photoshop selfies. When people see you in real life they are going to think you look like shit. So stupid.

That has always been the Jezzie plan anyway. We really need to find that small island stat!

Murder, pedophilia, manipulation, etc.

No, mutherfucker, you can NOT discuss who is the demon in Lolita. You are an immense idiot. It is very straighforward. HH is an unreliable narrator.

I know! I thought that was kind of mean.

That is what I took it to mean. People say she is stunning in real life.

He looks puffy, like people do after they have been drinking a lot.

I think the whole point of those types shows was the campiness of it all. That is why Get Smart didn’t work as a movie, and one of the reasons WWW didn’t work. On TV they were always kind of winking at you, letting you in on the silliness. That is harder to do in movies.

You are cracking me up with this Wild wild West stuff.

A legless man with rotating balls, no less.

Maybe you just have a soft spot for Warren Beaty.

I am so old I remember watching the original TV SHOW on which the movie was based. It was a high concept show, and not everyone got it. It didn’t last very long but then developed a kind of cult following, sort of like Star Trek lite.