I just laughed really loud at my desk and it is your fault. HA!

It is actually supposed to be good luck when a bird poops on you. You must be really lucky!

I like the way he kicks them at the end.

It won’t change because the gun lobby is wealthy and very active.

Mine too. Scares me to death.

Well unless she was going to have sex with her, that is just stupid.

NOOOOO! I LOVE HIM IT CAN’T BE HIM.

When Stevie Wonder’s ex sued him, they fought back HARD. They talked her down in the press, said he didn’t have herpes and she got them on her own. It was ugly.

Didn’t Cavill date Kaley Cucco for like a hot minute? There were reports they were together and then “poof” they weren’t. I wonder....

For real! They make the shenanigans that pass for politics in Texas look legit.

Or MADONNA!

These people are allowed to vote. We are screwed if they ever get their shit together.

I am leaning toward asshole cowboy complex.

I blame Steve Jobs for the death of social graces in the world. That is just awful.

The freezing winds of the A/C blow most horribly through our office space as well.

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! I am old and my heart can’t take these sudden rushes.

HAHA! You are right. I didn’t SEE them die...

Maybe, but still, you know - dead.

I never really like the whole Thelma and Louise thing. I mean, they died. That sucks. Why did the heroines die? Nope.