That cop. Seriously just like so many I have encountered in Texas. Once I was stopped and the cop thought I had been drinking because I crossed the painted line onto the shoulder of the highway for a split second. I had just come from a funeral and was beat. He poked around the car and asked me questions until I…

I sometimes want the house to myself? Oh hell, of course you do! Anybody who values solitude and reflection would! You don’t need to be connected at the hip to have a good marriage. You need to have seperate interests too.

If he is making you question yourself, get out. That is not anyone you need to be with. Nope, don’t stick it out. You will be miserable if you stay.

Your trust has been violated! It isn’t that his loud TV is annoying you. HE is annoying you with his presence. I can’t imagine having to act like everything is ok when you want to beat him over the head. I am so sorry you are having to live this way.

Loud chewing? And your annoying habit to him is...? None of us are perfect.

There is nothing more fun than someone who offers to pay for “just what you want” and then calls you rude and ungrateful for not doing what they want. Been there, so fun. Your MIL sounds like a peach!

Pssst. My marriage must be a sham too, because we are happy as well. What am I going to do with these kids? Can’t send ‘em back, you know.

Right? He had to know it wasn’t going to go well.

I have zero idea what she was trying to say. Her word use, syntax, etc., is so bizarre.

That blows my mind.

I thought the same thing! Who would ever arrange books by color? What does that have to do with anything?

KILLING ME! “...I’m gonna shit.”

THREE SNAPS IN Z FORMATION!

(that’s a historic fact) was such a perfect thing to say.

The Chimney Sweep, duh!

Investifarting: When you know, in your gut, that something doesn’t pass the smell test.

You are so right Jan! Just not funny.

No, I’m not serious. That is they line that they say over and over in “Miss Congeniality.”

I talk about my cats in other places, so I don’t want to doxx myself.

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!