I just didn’t want to offend you! Funny doesn’t always come across on the interwebs.

You know I am kidding, right? Just joking around, not serious.

Back in the 90’s I shopped at J.Crew all the time! I loved the quality, price, and value of everything they had. Now, I can’t afford a thing.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! How dare you disparage the Abbott and Costello mummy! That being said, the rest of your statement is probably correct.

I dunno, but werewolfs definitely have genders. Specters, not so much. And mummies would have gender, but not zombies. I think most intelligent people can agree on this much.

Right? I never understood the Chelsea Handler love. She isn’t funny and seems just awful.

I would think that ghosts definitely have a gender. But is a ghost the same thing as a soul? I mean obviously they are similar, but isn’t the ghost more of an echo of the person? Trapped here? It is too early for this shit.

Tell me about it. I weep for what was.

Yeah, I could do it by “feel” when I had long hair, but put me behind someone else’s head, it was a mystery.

Everyone is trying to do the “Jaunty side hat” except the Queen, because duh.

BUT AREN’T ALL OF US LYING EVERYDAY?!? I need a snack...

It is a precious picture! Who cares if it is filtered?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Killing me!

Her campaign last time was a complete disaster. I don’t think she would make a good President because I don’t think she is resolute enough in her decisions. I feel like she can be swayed too easily.

Our sweet killer Charlie would leave all manner of carcasses for us to find. Squirrels, snakes, birds, etc. He would kill anything that crossed his path, and then come inside and curl up beside you.

I thought he was crying from laughing so hard!

I dunno, few things were funnier than the Portland cat and the ROOOAAAAAWWW! on tape.

RIGHT?!? A shield from a little cat!

The man’s jump at the end had me giggling uncontrolably! Grown men! And the bartender or whoever in the corner is just dying laughing.

He looks a little like the aliens from “Independance Day.”