Oh hell I knew it! Pretty soon she is going to be an alien too.

I thought she said her brother molested someone else, not her.

That has been so long ago I forgot it was a thing!

HA! My husband and I saw it and said “What do you bet he hired all those people to cheer for him?”

Barooo?

Know what? I am not even trying to figure this out anymore. It is too messed up.

I agree with the first part. She is pathological, and definitely has something wrong in her head. I dunno, amoral? I’m not saying she is crazy, but she is manipulative and uses other people to make her story sound good. Just a terrible person.

A haiku for you:

Good grief! They look like something out of a Disney movie! Such perfect people.

YOU WIN.

He sounds pretty awful from this story.

I'm all for the ridiculous response as well. Lightens the mood, and most people won't go back to ask the question again after a laugh.

When did they start awarding tenure at the elementary schools?

Pshaw, dodger! You would have already had 10 kids by the time you died, and your widower could then marry your sister. Or his sister. Whatever.

Sadly, I am guessing that this rumor is true. Who is taking care of those babies?

"Cat in the ASS" made me giggle way too much, and now the people outside my office think I am nuts.

But why don't these people know basic rules of grammar and capitalization tho?

Yes, there are people who are saying that kids were the ones shouting slurs and attacking people. Ridiculous.

BAHAHAHAHA! Kudzu!

I have a pair of club chairs that my cat is shredding. He is driving me insane with the scratching!