Maybe I'm crazy, but I'm pretty sure that Alan Arkin did not win an Oscar for his role in Argo. I love the guy, but let's stick with reality.

Crash should sweep this, without question. It's not even close. There is no bigger pile of cinematic shite ever even NOMINATED for Best Picture, let alone one that has won. Just pure steaming crap, through and through. I mean, is Shakespeare in Love a better movie than The Thin Red Line? Of course not. But NOTHING is…

Barbra. Not Barbara.

I mean, for sheer volume, doesn't A Christmas Story win?

Nope. I'm aware they were all cold, but that's not why he lisps. He says "kith" (which is like "kiss" if you have a lisp), and then keeps the lisp going for the next sentence. Ellen even gives him a weird look afterwards. Nowhere else does he lisp, just after "kith". If you watch the scene, it's very obvious.

I'm aware that they were cold, but that's not what this joke was about. He says "kith" (which sounds like "kiss" if you have a lisp), and then keeps the lisp going for the next part. Nowhere else does he lisp, and nowhere does it say that his tongue is frozen. IF you watch the scene, it's obvious. Ellen even does a…

Say what? He doesn't lisp because he's cold. He lisps because he says "kith and kin", and then he sort of gets confused and lisps the next sentence.

Elway saw Hannah and Harrison on the bus. She let him live. When he wakes up, he tells the authorities. They watch the Ft. Lauderdale airport tapes. They easily spot Hannah (in ZERO disguise), and know exactly where her and Harrison are going. They alert local authorities. Hannah and Harrison are laying low IN A…

Finally we get a film adaptation that's true to Shelly's original book.

It's almost scrumtrulescent.

Don't say I never did nothing for you guys:

I usually love these segments, but this guy really comes off as a putz. House of the Rising Sun? Really? They asked you to name your most hated song, and that's what you've got? I know the reasoning behind all of these is going to be mostly anecdotal, but jesus. "I listened to some radio and then these songs were old…