At one of the call centres I worked out, we took this course I call, "How to pretend you give a fuck." We were taught about the fake laugh and how it's important not to overdo it. Just a little snort, chuckle, and "well done" or whatever. Then move along.

Also, we learned how to grunt and give key words to show we were…

Ugh! Could you imagine the bad fortune of having to sit next to him? 90 minutes of awkwardly trying to not act like a pleb but still not act like royalty?!

The absurdity that anyone would long for those days IS the joke.

I can only focus on how miserable he looks, geeze! I thought Selfies were supposed to be fun!

I don't hate it but.... the whole "our daughters, sisters and wives" thing? Barf. You work to prevent it because it's a fucking CRIME and people (usually women) are being HURT. Not because you don't want your lady friend to have a sad.

First reaction: Kind of sad that they mention "wives, sisters, daughters" and omitted assault on males entirely in the video. Can't you just use gender-neutral terminology for the sake of being all-inclusive?

I find it odd that, on a story about domestic violence, so many people are making song-lyric jokes. Not cool, guys.

They did a news program about her knitting circle.

Meet Virginia by Train. I know people don't like Train, but I love that song.

I agree! The only reason I clicked on this story was because I saw what looked like Ayoade's fro. You should see his movie Submarine. He directed and wrote it.

should've spent the 25k on therapy instead.

So I'm looking at this, and for some reason, I imagine that she's really some kind of rose bush dryad. Her feet have rooted, so she wears these shoes full of soil (so she can move unhindered, of course). A rose is growing from her anus. Her farts smell like roses. She has to keep a handful of real roses nearby because…

I love her. That said, as a woman who does comedy I am really fucking tired of the new female comedian of the moment always being crowned "The New Queen of Comedy." Comedy is not a single country that can only be ruled by one woman at a time. There is room for a bunch of different women at the table. Also, it's not…

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I'm 45 and I don't think I could handle it yet.

No. This is not racism. There is no troubling history of black folks using whiteface to oppress and marginalize whites. It may be silly and in poor taste, but it ain't racist. Not at all.

Guy on the left is smoking hot, right? I'm not a weirdo for thinking this, even as he proceeds to reenact a small female dog eating an ice cream cone? Someone please confirm..

Okay, that is fucking awesome. I want that on my iPod right now so I can listen to it when I lie about going to the gym.