@orphanjannie: Oh he's such an insincere ass. That said I do have an unholy love for the X Factor.

Does she have a crown on her crotch? For the love of god why?

Xanadu!!!

@raineoffire: That's my main objection to them. These magazine's are often on the bottom shelf where chiuldren will easily see them. In Ireland they used to be on the top shelf but then the regulations changed, I presume by changing the catagorisation of porn, and now they are on whatever shelf the owner wants. I wish…

@morninggloria: Unless you're Posh and Becks, in which case the occasional thong sharing does no one any harm.

@gherkinfiend: Yes. I never understood why they changed the law in relation to these magazines. They can be available yes, but they don't have to be pushed in everyone else's face. I have no idea what little kids think when they see these magazines.

@Charlotte Beer: Plus, as another sign of how evil they are they contribute to the 'celebrity' of Hollyoaks rejects and former Miss Great Britains. For that alone they should be banned.

@ninles: It's scary how society has changed so much so quickly. No one would bat an eyelid at the 'Hello Boys' campaign nowadays, yet then it was so risque. That was only 1994, sixteen short years ago.

@wtfox?!: It's not just teenagers though, very young children can see the front of these magazines, they are often on the lowest shelf of the magazine racks, directly in the eyeline of three to four year olds. I really don't think young children need to see the latest glamour model with her tits out.

@ninles: There actually used to be rules on their placement (at least in Ireland), they used to be 'top shelf' publications, now they are placed on whatever shelf the shopowner wants. I think it's really wrong, I was never exposed to images like this when I was younger, I think the newer generation have had explicit…

I'm not surprised Simon Cowell and Ellen aren't getting on. Ellen seems way too cool to suck up too Simon's massive ego. Plus he's probably jealous that she is a thousand times wittier than him.

@Ailatan: That got wet too.

@sandie75: I love this. So glad it was promoted.

Doesn't Kirsten know you can go blind from doing that?

I know we've covered this already, but I cannot believe that anyone thought photoshopping the above model into oblivion would make the product more desirable.

@Working-for-the-weekend: Get her to take vitamin B12 supplements. Low levels can cause recurrent early miscarriages. It may help, and B12 is often neglected by doctors who concentrate on folic acid alone.

@weese17: I see she comes from the Mariah Carey school of complete self absorption.

What is with this born again virgin nonsense that's so prevalent nowadays. You are not a virgin if you have already had sex, you are merely becoming celibate until you marry again. Jeebus idiotic celebrities, learn the difference.

Jennifer Lopez is a man now? I think that catsuit says otherwise.

@sharpshinyclaws: Maybe they're trying to secretly badmouth Meath?