Dr Who

Moving it to London was actually the easy part. The hard part was clearing all the Hulk poo out of the basement

Your comment got me thinking about MCU stuff that hasn’t been dealt with at all in the post-Endgame era:

All of the Harry Potter movies require you to have read the book for the movie to be any good at all. There is next-to-zero character development in the movies; you need the books to have any idea of who the hell these people are. And without the character descriptions/back-stories in the books what you have is a…

Yeah that’s what a heretic who doesn’t know that the great space goat god Hrung eats the sun every night and poops out a new, fresh sun every morning would say!

I dislike the bland and colorless directorial stylings of David Yates, but the third and fourth movies were fantastic and I wish they had kept going in that direction, hiring a different auteur to make each film.

The sun does not “come up”. It’s position is eternally fixed at the bottom of the bowl that contains the universe. The Earth is a great disc that flips end over end in the middle of the bowl creating the illusion that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. The night sky is nothing more than the lights of Hell…

Please let it be Daniel Radcliffe.

I pity the casting department that has to do their job in the shadow of the movies. The trick they pulled off there, where a dozen or so child and adult actors appear across all eight films (and a dramatically larger number appearing across 5+ movies in smaller roles), was remarkable.

As I type that out, though, I…

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Agreed. It’s funny how people’s laziness becomes a fault of the product for being too much for them.

Are the still going to poop on the floor and use “magic” to clean up their mess?

She's a billionaire.

Oh damn. That’s insane. 

Yep, this.

J.K. Rowling, visiting the writer’s room: SO MOANING MYRTLE SHOULD BE A MAN IN A DRESS NOW 

I’ve heard even worse stories about:

I hadn’t seen those comments, but that sadly doesn’t surprise me. It also mildly reminds me of when they started disabling comment sections on these sites since they seemed to be perfectly fine with the trolling and racism, it was when comment sections filled up with people pointing out factual/grammar errors…

I guess he might hope to be confused with MyPillow guy and accidentally pardoned under a second Trump regime.

This is the longest, most committed bit I’ve seen from a comedian since Andy Kaufman. Bravo.