Call me naive, but if we’re getting an “alien lands on Earth" TV show based on existing IP, I'm still holding out for Xenomorph And Mindy.

Everyone knows that the only way to fight a Xenomorph... is an Animorph.

The best bit is how his audition went down:

Would I watch Mike Milligan and the remaining Kitchen Brother hunting down Xenomorphs for some reason? Yes. Yes I would.

I shouldn’t be interested in this. If you asked me which franchise should die for good, it would be Alien. Honestly, they could throw out everything after Aliens and I would be happy. On top of that, while the last season of Fargo was great, Hawley really screwed up the seasons before that and I’m not sure if I’m…

But the problem is he is too fucking handsome for traditional romcom. He either has to play handsome doofus or handsome monster.

That scene and the scene where he slowly allows us to see just how terrified he is after JJL drops her bomb in prison.

Run the Double Dare obstacle course.

There was that scene where he’s walking forwards, the camera tracking him, while a slowed down version of ‘Toxic’ plays. It should be way too on the nose, but it works, partly because the look on Hamm’s face of pure rage is so scarily believable.

Make it 2019 again using science or magic.

Actually if the lineup was only Captain Marvel, Doc Strange, Sam, Shang-chi and Shuri .. I wouldn’t find that uninspiring at all.  So there.

I’m glad that all those fans of the original finally get to see the big question answered: what happened in that apartment previously.

Streamed Hamms, you say?

I’m not sure a generic republican running on trumps “policies” wins anything. Trump is the appeal. He’s the vessel that allows other republicans to support things like Project 2025, nationwide abortion bans, ect... He’s the shield they use to be awful behind the scenes because he’s awful in front of the scenes.

Are you talking about him being an asshat 35 years ago?  I can say from experience that he’s a pretty good guy nowadays.  I’m all for criticizing the AV Club, but unless I’m missing something, Jon Hamm is a good dude.

Hulk was explicitly shown to be working with Captain Marvel, so he’s in the mix (and potentially She-Hulk, despite that line on the show).  

I like Pedro but how did this dude not get the Reed Richards gig?

Disney better lock them down before Dan Harmon calls them

Glad I’m not the only one forcibly trying to revert my life to 2019 after a series of failed personal ventures in the wake of the pandemic. But if we’re on the same path, they’ll quickly find that the feeling’s just not there anymore, and the good times are gone for good.

If the point is to be regressive and try to recapture what made the last two Avengers movies so massively successful, I don’t think bringing back the Russos would be enough. A lot of what made those two films and Captain America: Civil War work despite the crazy amount of elements they had to juggle was the incredibly…