Everyone is leaving. I am still traumatized by Burt and Mark.

feels like when my parents divorced but told us kids that everything would essentially stay the same

Yep

I’m panicking now. I am. Where do we go from here? Who will take us? Where will the promise landblog be?

I’m going to very carefully list the states that go red in November and then plan to never live in those states (...again. I’m in one of those states sadly)

There’s gotta be a German word for it.

I don’t get it. And Google just wants to know if I meant “squirrel fan.”

My husband once found googley eyes at work and brought them home. He placed them on everything in the refrigerator. It was very strange waking up at 6am and everything looking at me

I’m not Gob Bluth’s unnamed wife, but I’m prepared to give a whirl for a week or so.

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

You're right. Unless his wife gets pregnant, he's not going to have to deal with this issue. It is easy for him to say that.

Dear Marco Rubio, Fuck you. (Back to the Olympics.)

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

“If I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life,” he said.

I think people don’t take her seriously because she’s so petite and has always looked young.

Neil Gaiman is always a good idea! Have you read American Gods? Good for the kindle too since it’s a zillion pages long.

I have always found issues of diet have always been an upper-middle class obsession. Everything from Atkins to this gluten-free vegan craze is usually the product of people who worry less about the money needed to purchase than the origin of their leafy green or their eggs. I grew up around mostly poor people and I…

Yup, it’s a way for people to justify ignoring institutionalized racism and gender discrimination.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

Thank you. I just read “Here Come the Janes” for my American horror story literature class and have to write a paper about how it pertains to today.