“I’m not donating money to either candidate” doesn’t mean “I’m not donating Trump money for his appeal bond” or “I’m not loaning Trump money.”

woosh.

Denis is kind of an asshole here. Fans want to see these characters, and they were filmed so just put the scenes on bonus features like everyone else does.

Just to be clear, this is a “would you re-buy your car survey” and not a “will your next car be the same” survey. Correct? In other words, it’s a satisfaction survey, not a loyalty survey. Seems there is some confusion in the comments.

we’re reaching previously unseen levels of inventing a guy to get mad at on the internet.

No, literally no, but it is hyperbola. Like if somebody wrote the headline “Poison Detected in McDonald’s Hamburgers”, and the story read “arsenic was discovered in testing of samples of McDonalds hamburger, the samples averaged 3 parts per billion, well under the threshold for safety set by the CDC.

1 - Title is bait - discredits authenticity of the reporting here.

Headline sounds like a hit piece. Stated differently: “Tesla addresses voluntary recall to every vehicle with OTA update and no customer impact”

Your very first sentence is wrong. It was a voluntary recall and if this kind of crap doesn’t convince you NHTSA is useless, your crazy. Here is the before and after change.

Why give your first ten trucks those same flawed tires?

The purpose of this article was to discuss how corporations cutting costs have affected the taste of foods, not their nutritional quality. Health is always important to keep in mind, but it is not the only notable thing about food to discuss. If you are so health-conscious as to insert your opinion where the topic was…

you’re describing durian.

Actually, it looks like Tesla is doing a color PPF wrap so that’s probably comparable to getting the protection of a PPF wrap and the color of a vinyl wrap. So, the 7.5k is not an outrageous price absent the quality issues (which is perhaps the more salient point).

I think using the JD Power average cost for vinyl wraps probably isn’t comparable to a PPF wrap. An average of 3,500 cost seems very low for a full sedan PPF wrap. I would have guessed a starting point for full sedan PPF wraps was around 5k and you go up from there. That’s not to say that the Tesla wrap isn’t…

You’re digging deep there.

I’m not here to defend Tesla, but I also think this anti-Tesla trope isn’t one that’s going to build a community of people who care about the content here.

If at the end of the day Jalopnik ceases to exist, that doesn’t change my life very much.

Nothing against any of the talented writers…

Jezebel’s clownishly far-left approach is what got Trump elected once already. Did you guys take bets that you could make a Republican win again?

I sure hope you’re right, because I have zero faith in that plan. 

Everybody here is being obtuse and I don’t understand why. The Democrats absolutely helped walk an even farther right-wing nut job into the speakers position, even if it wasn’t intentional.

How “nobody” could see what was going to happen is beyond me.

I know why they did it, I understand the political reasons. I don’t…

You know Gaetz and his faction can keep repeating this removal procedure, don’t you? Each time the new Speaker will be to the right of the one before. At what point do Democrats decide voting “present” would be more prudent than collaborating with Gaetz’s shenanigans? Do they wait until the exhumed corpse of Benito…

Pffft. The vote to remove McCarthy was 216 to 210. Democrats supplied 208 of the votes for removal, the Gaetz faction supplied 8. Which means 97% of the votes for removal were supplied by Democrats.