Only person saying the above is okay is you, so...

Teaching apes to make weapons.

it is. Rotten Tomatoes is a simple did you like it? yes or no?

That’s essentially what the Tomatometer is.

Love how they say aggregate websites are bullshit but that is the entire point of this article is summarizing other reviews.

Of course, aggregation sites are total bullshit, a copout that boils discussion down to metrics and allows fans to isolate themselves from meaningful critique. But that doesn’t negate that critics are skewering this thing.

I’m not saying whether the charges are true or not, and I’m definitely not a fan of Putin’s regime. I’m just saying they didn’t throw him into the slammer for just a video game.

Authorities say they also experimented with improvised explosive devices, using them on abandoned buildings.

As a kid growing in Canada - and, quite frankly, as an adult living in Canada - I was always fascinated by the indoor shoe wearing on American TV shows. They’d wear them on their beds or the couch! I thought it was just a television convention but it actually happens in some households in real life?

One, I was joking.

GTFOH with that “isn’t really rich” bullshit. I have zero qualms with him spending his money how he wishes and don’t even think it’s necessarily contradictory to his stated ideals (tbh, I haven’t seen enough of him to judge one way or the other), but even having the ability to purchase a $3 million house and $200K car…

I have no skin in this game because I don’t watch streamers like this, but I think it’s at least pretty shitty to stream yourself spending exorbitant amounts of money on a luxury car if you’re using socialism as a brand. There’s a difference between buying nice shit with your money every now and then and bragging…

Sounds about alt-right.

Something something editorial and commerce are separate

Considering I keep waking up on the floor, I’d guess he’s been telling me to “roll out.”

In fairness, the kid was in a church.

A bit of an aside, but as someone who tries to be as rational as I can, the trope of people looking around when someone is staring at them bugs me. That’s magical thinking nonsense, as well as being cliched.

Well for one thing you can barely see the jacket at all on the Lego webpage, but here you go!

Can’t say I feel too bad for anyone here. Predatory lending companies, municipal policy made to drive profits rather than fulfill needs and foolish drivers who thought borrowing at high rates to enter an artificial speculation bubble was a good idea. I'm sure plenty planned on flipping the medallions rather than…

If the whole movie had been like the first act, and was more of a Charlie Kaufman-esque drama instead of an action movie, I think I would’ve been okay with the bad action. Because you can legitimately say that’s not the point. But once the movie is in the second act, there isn’t a lack of action sequences. So I think…