Don't stare at it too long, or your leg is going to start feeling funny.

He's got impeccable form

The money will be used for mounting medical bills? I hate to say it, but that money probably won't make a difference. They'd be better off just using thumb tacks.

Winnipeg. Winnipeg? Winnipeg. Well, there, and I guess a bunch of 2-bit towns too. Like NY, Toronto, Seattle, Minneapolis, Montreal, and Vancouver. Melbourne for some Aussie Rules one time...highly recommended.

Just brutal...when will we as a society move beyond this kind of tasteless objectification? I mean, they're not "some sort of hook", they're called blades.

That video. The Entertainment. I'll just watch it one more time...

So goofy. Love it.

Pot smoking allegations like that sting, you know? Damage a man's reputation. I mean, I always passed. Always. Of course, once the game started, I would want to pass but I always seemed to have the open shot, you know? But before the game, I always passed to my teammates.

Nice.

When asked whether she was truly qualified to recognize recalcitrant behavior, Dawn Handa replied, yes, she had seen many similar cases as her time as administrator in Washdupped, WI; Flameout, CO; Neverwas, CA; and Massive Titties, TX.

As an American who is unfamiliar with the world's most popular sporting pastime, I welcome this initiative...I'm all for anything that will ease my introduction to the beautiful Game.

Paul Hospenthal: "Really, the breakup was my fault. It may seem trivial, but ultimately what did us in was my inability to stop myself from "quote unquote" backseat driving. I'm not talking in the car either. I'm talking intimate moments. In the bedroom. See, Danica likes things a certain way, while I, on the other…

"Yea, it was me that fired Mike Brown!!! In fact I fire him every morning after breakfast!! Get it?? I nicknamed him 'Mike'! Ha ha ha!!!"

"Did someone say 'recontextualized'? (interlocks fingers, stretches out arms, eagerly wiggles typing digits) Oh, just 'contextualized'...never mind."

For your Information, by "stuff", I think he means the "white stuff". And by "white stuff", I think he means "snow". And by "snow", I think he means "a lot of snow". Like 12 inches of the stuff.

"I like all the stuffmmfmfmfn...."