Not the interesting parts.

The line between satire and reality just keeps getting thinner.

Sorry about the mess.

It's funny cause they both sucked.

I mean, the poster is just Tom Cruise's head & samurai-geared shoulders and the words The Last Samurai, so if they meant the last samurai plural, they sure downplayed that in the marketing.

"Full on vulgarity and machismo" is a pretty good description of the Trump administration, but you don't see me embracing that.

It just says they're crazy and that there are a lot of them. Not that they're any good.

But Disney proper does settle for PG all the time now. I think the last 5-6 of their flagship animated movies are all PG, and whatever there was in Frozen to warrant that, I must have missed it.

Repetition is key. Once your kids have watched Cars 100 times, you'll start to make your own fun by noticing things. Like, why does that van have a mattress on its roof? Why is there a DOT when everyone is a vehicle? Isn't traffic court just court? Who eats the corn in those cornfields? Why are the stadiums…

Is this news? Even the documentary they packaged with those DVDs in the mid-2000s, which were like 80% slobbering on Lucas' dick, said Star Wars was saved in the edit bay.

Calibrate your expectations. It is not a serious drama or a realistic crime film. It is an 80s action film in a period setting with badass Mamet dialogue. It delivers that kind of fun in spades.

They don't give a fuck about spending on the military. They'll spend anything on that. Priorities, you see.

Photographic evidence suggests it leaves Nazi faces alone just fine.

I definitely didn't love it at the time it came out - it got too tied up in the reflexive militarism that was going on at the time. Watched it a year or two ago and it really is fantastic. All business, and a real sense of rolling catastrophe, tragedy, and doom. Not an easy task to keep a movie feeling tight when it…

Highway Star!

At the risk of sounding uncharitable, I can think of few people who deserve to be eternally spit-roasted in hell more than this fat fuck.

—Jeff Sessions

And they can keep their health insurance, via…COBRA.

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This whole thing feels like it was put together by Entertainment 720.