What? And all this time I've been an asshole for free! yuk yuk yuk

"Megyn Kelly joins MMA gym"

"Megyn Kelly joins MMA gym"

I'll see all y'alls shit movies and raise you Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, the movie that taught 13-year-old me that I don't automatically like a movie just because I saw it in theaters.

But enough about politics.

Great, now we're gonna get hammered with puns.

Came for this.

On the one hand, I thought special effects-heavy comic book movies weren't included. On the other hand, *points to article*

It's homage!

Say you were a total dick, and say you were a Republican, but I repeat myself.

TRUMP 2020

What an ASSHOLE.

Rochelle isn't even a suburb of Chicago, but Oak Park is mostly indistinguishable as a suburb from the west side neighborhoods it borders.

You're making me sad.

For god's sake man, why would you do that? You're like a weapons researcher who's like VX nerve gas is cool and all but it really needs to be deadlier.

Italian beef is the best regional sandwich. Fight me.

Don't worry, Paul Ryan, that burn treatment is covered under the ACA.

Robert Rodriguez? I heard you were dead.

Cyrus, man, this is your barbecue, and it tastes good!