The scene where Travolta comes to visit Cage in prison is just brutal, if you're taking the movie on its own terms. "You're stuck in prison, nobody knows who you are, and I destroyed your old identity - now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fuck your wife."

I liked Vader making dad jokes. After all, he is a dad.

Who's Vice President, Carl Weathers?

Well, that's our story. Stan's dead.

These days, he could do both at the same time!

Are you serious? Scientician just told you.

Man, you need to get better friends.

Being miserable and treating every other country like dirt is America's god-given right!

Where nobody knows that "Orientals" hasn't been the preferred nomenclature for, like, 50 years.

Future Joe wasn't talking about politics though.

Mad Men, on paper, is the worst premise.

Do you also have issues with Back to the Future 2, or 2001?

Speak English, man, we're not scientists!

The standards department says you can only say dog anus 0 times per show, but I'm going to fight for you.

But he did fuck it up! It would have been better with any other director.

He had to have written the bit where Connery quotes Oscar Wilde to Ed Harris - "patriotism is the virtue of the vicious" and then gets beaten for his trouble.

The bit where he brutally destroys the 10 Japanese trainees in about 2 minutes is just incredible.

Hey yeah, I'm not pretending. I like my action movies lean and bloody, like a flank steak. Anything, anything at all by Michael Bay is guaranteed to have a shitload of indigestible "comedy", and even the action is going to be overcooked and weak.

Yes! For Gods sake I don't know why people think "you know what would make Escape from New York better is an hour of padding and Michael Bay's direction".

Clooney should invite that thirsty fuck to a big party with all the real celebrities, which you know he would come to because he just wants to be one of the cool kids. Then take lots of pictures and video, and then release it on Breitbart. Then it'll stick.