Dude, at least he got on the boat, instead of dodging the draft.

Not dire enough to stop him from playing college fucking badminton.

He made it real news! In a way, he was more ethical than Breitbart.

By Bay standards, The Rock is great, but it is still a Bay movie. More bullshit than necessary, and the action isn't always as coherent as it should be.

I love Heat, but it is not an action movie. To me, an action movie is defined by the extent to which its characters are defined by action under extreme circumstances, rather than words in quieter ones. Heat is a 3-hour movie, of which maybe 20 minutes are proper action in that sense. But what action!

Christopher Walken? Free on YouTube? Zero morals? I'm there.

Yes.

Ong Bak has no peers, especially not Ong Bak 2/3.

I will also ride for Independence Day, which is no action movie but is a blast, and better-constructed than you might remember.

Drop Predator. Easy.

Why wait till 2012? I want to hear you be wrong now.

*shrug*

It can definitely be two things.

Vikings fan reporting in. Nobody's arguing he wasn't a great kicker. The commentators noted during the game that he had a hell of a streak going and had hit a number of 60-yarders that season, at which point I got a sick feeling in my stomach. And sure enough.

Nine Lives. Two copies.

Fun game: try to do Mike's super-fast verse in the middle of Lie, Cheat, Steal and still be intelligible. You will fail.

I wasn't actively annoyed by this like I was by the season 3 premiere, but it was still a freaking mess. You only have 3 (or 6, depending how you count) episodes per season. There is no time to spend one of them setting up new loose ends.

We didn't elect Trump, popularly speaking.

This is good Kinja

It's no Showdown In Little Tokyo: