There's more moves than I was expecting, but you tap to do all of them. I have not figured out the rhythm yet, with the constant movement. Finding it surprisingly tough to get the purple coins.

New SMB are all slow. So much slower than the NES/SNES games.

Except the Empire is racist, tortures political prisoners like it's going out of style, and blows up planets full of civilians to inspire terror.

Palmer better watch his ass.

IV took this movie to the bank.

Oh shit, I call The Well Actuallys for my punk band name.

They're unhappy, I'm unhappy, ain't nobody happy.

And my axe.

That's a perfect reason to blame you.

97: CON AIR.

Sky captain of yesteryear!

I am also informed that you can do it or lose your fingers.

I vote we sew his asshole shut and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him.

I don't know if I want to get that far into the weeds on David Pumpkins.

Froyo Ma came up in my Discover Weekly. It was ok.

This must be what getting old feels like.

Ugh, another documentary.

"so far, it seems SNL is voting 'incompetent' over 'evil' on a Trump administration."

I for one am excited for Con Air, at least.

Until 2012, which has motherfucking The Raid.