We really like McDonalds fries and you should too!

Please, sir, I'd like some more [gritty reboots].

If they work on the same principle as Zappers, the issue is the framerate. Modern TVs refresh less frequently than old tube TVs and old light guns are timed to the refresh rate of the tubes. Hence why you can't play Duck Hunt on an HDTV.

You know Jeem, I keep reading this as Phil Simms.

The Romulan Senate formed like 6 committees to investigate that and they never found any evidence that it was A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

I'm sorry, that was the Douche talking.

Wow, Rick and Morty in other dimensions has a looser feel to it.

But if Indy hadn't shown up they would have just tortured Marian until she coughed up the medallion, and then had both sides and dug in the right place. The only reason they had to dig in the wrong place was because they had to make do with Tohts burn scar.

Are you sure you're talking about Excalibur, from the 80s, and not King Arthur, from the 2000s? Because Excalibur is weird and trippy and definitely has magic.

To human misery!

To boldly roll where no one has ricked before.

Nicholas friggin Meyer is on board, so I am too.

This is his revenge for all those arguments he lost!

I was interested in trying to get on a Nemesis reassessment train last time I watched it. The midsection is even ok! Any scene with just Tom Hardy and Patrick Stewart is a pretty decent scene. But the ending is so cheap, so lazy and fails so utterly in its aims that I can't give the movie a passing grade.

Speed has no followers. Not even Speed 2 followed Speed.

1982 has to be 48 Hrs.

They're perfect movies, all three, and I couldn't pick which one I love most, but for influence it has to be The Road Warrior. Picture any post-apocalypse movie made since, and you can see The Road Warrior in it. Raiders and Escape from NY don't have as many direct followers - Raiders has what, The Rocketeer?

Didn't stop Paul fucking Ryan of all people from citing them as one of his favorite bands. I'm not sure the politics in RATM actually count for much.

You want to flash back to 3 weeks ago when you were still alive!?

If Bond movies were as old when they were introduced as they are now, the early ones would be WWI-centered and silent.