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As is pulp Hinduism, and aliens.

Wait a minute, do you barf because you farted so hard, or do you barf from someone's horrific fart, or do you fart because you were already barfing? I HAVE QUESTIONS.

Shaw is a Holocaust survivor whose nickname is The Final Solution. So fucking badass.

Dewey Cox has to think about his whole life before he plays.

Was he going to be a jewel thief?

Hulu can.

Second best music comedy ever made, if you can open your mind, and learn to play the fucking theremin.

It's a pretty major stretch to call Spectre serious.

If there is a legitimate, non-racial objection to Elba, it would be that I can't see him playing Bond much different than Craig did. I could definitely see Hiddleston as the Moore to Craig's Connery, if that's a thing you want to see.

You can definitely tell he had his fuckendectomy before Spectre.

Helpers!

Isn't Falling Down the one where some white dude goes around on a rampage killing all the coloreds? Because he's the real victim here? I think I'll pass.

Look, I tried to watch Batman and Robin in that spirit a few months ago when it was on Netflix. It may have been going for that but it is not nearly as fun as that makes it sound. I made it like 30 minutes before bailing. It is not fun, it is bad bad bad bad bad.

70s-80s Carpenter is nothing if not economical. And quotable.

You can tell a guitarist from equating analog with tubes.

There are tons of famous siege movies, many of which are old Westerns. Assault was a throwback even 40 years ago - Carpenter has said he was trying to remake Rio Bravo. Plus sieges are a common trope in TV.

His name is even on point! 2 flavors of millionaire, I dare say like a chameleon!

Because you freaked out when I said "quadroon", Lana!

I don't know what he did on SNL but on record, Chance the Rapper does all the rapping.

I don't know about the broken arm but he definitely kicks the crap out of Ohara. You can see the contact clearly.