I can’t believe it’s not Butters.

“Hey, do you guys like fuckin’ Whitney Houston and shit?”

I’m sorry, the breakout star on Parks and Rec?  You remember Lil Sebastian was in that show, right?

Hey, I live right near there!  She could have stopped by for some tea and coitus.

How dare you forget Kurt Rambis.  He taught me that people with glasses could one day grow up to be near people with talent.

I hope there’s a horrible, on-the-nose scene forshadowing Jon Peters’ involvement in the 2018 version of A Star is Born with some new guy named “Bill Cooper, or some shit. The guy from Alias.”

Right.  I forgot about There Will Be Blood Antiques on Moorpark

It’s true.  Every Arthur turns into Arthur 2:  On the Rocks.

What, so now John Lennon has dominion over all words in the English language?  Next you’ll tell me that I can’t release my new single, “I am Also The Walrus”?

Um, I was at one point.  I thought McQueen the designer directed Twelve Years a Slave for about a year until I opened Wikipedia.

So this is bullshit.