I can’t think of a good reason to have “beef” with anyone here. ;)

I live with my aunt and she has been really ill this last week (two trips to the ER!) and Lin-Manuel Miranda’s twitter feed has been a goddamn life saver for me. It’s like a bright, shiny ball of sunshine that I didn’t even know I was depending on.

Tbh I’m pretty surprised that Mindy went for the Diamond Celebration ears. I would’ve pegged her as a classic red bow in all-over sequins kind of gal.

Please keep doing this always. I’m exhausted from laughing so hard!

FIN

So brilliant — just pitch perfect. NP and JSF can’t touch the wonderfulness of “skeletons of the sugar and booze we allow to slither down our throats to dull the ache that comes unannounced at a summer barbecue” and “Like your loving dog’s cyst, our corporeal existence will eventually be popped and our souls drained…

So if it’s that bad then why are you swimming around in it yourself?

See, I don’t think you seriously want to know. I think any answer I give you will lead you to mock me. Make a suggestion that you think is a better read, and I will read it.

No, actually it was:

How could anyone forget the content of Six Memos for the Next Millennium? Those lectures are perfect.

I didn’t know I wanted this until I had it. Thanks. Serious toddlers speaking Mandarin and men on the train eating gummy bears while adjusting their junk! Ha this is perfect and it seemed like loads of fun. Wish the Times would publish it too.

.....who said south slope

“La baise, you ask? I find myself giving fewer and fewer of them these days. So few that the number approaches zero.”

This. Is. Gold.

*sniffle* This makes me wish I had a friend.

bra-fucking-vo

Oh God, I can’t tell you how much I loved this. Can I write to you about how true meaning can only be found when you stop looking for meaning? I thought about a tree today... when I nourish it with my nightsoil do you think the gluten in my diet will harm it?.... honestly, I’m ready for this.

Kinja is hacking me hard tonight — everything has already been corrected.

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

I keep reading “Klayman” as “Klanman”. I just can’t read it any other way.