Funny, I see her as Diamond Celebration all the way!

I’m sorry you and your aunt are going through health scares. Hope she is better soon. Best to you :)

She married Peter Brady. Peter fucking Brady. You would think that would be enough for her.

I don’t think a suggestion will be forthcoming. Good of you to try :)

Oh good grief, the movie popcorn. Mom makes the poor theater folks add butter flavoring halfway through the loading of a large ass family size popcorn and then a bunch of it on top. It’s so heavy with nauseating fat that it makes her petty kid not want any. Mom wins again!

Another ex story. I told a different ex that I carried my keys this way (exactly how you pictured it) when walking alone. He physically recoiled at what he perceived to be a disturbing level of ruthlessness on my part. Looking back, that was a red flag moment. He put himself in the place of the would be attacker, who…

Yes, avocado on baguette sounds good. I haven’t had avocado toast, but now must try it. Just plain, as Kara said. What kind of toast? Most of the pics I’ve seen before this thread were avo on wheat.

I can relate, as the daughter of butter lovin’ mother. My mom has been known to carry butter in her purse. In case there will be a butter emergency? She smears it on most anything, and more is better. I find this annoying, not to mention bad for her health.

“there’s a reason she’s still around.”

Duh, they were children then/90's. No one cared about OJ defender Roberts K’s children. Nobody is pushing that story. There is no story to push.

If they are “famous” because their dad defended OJ, well...Bruce is the one who got them attention. I loathe them because they apparently love to wear fur. Flaunt it, even. That is a deal breaker. I wish they would film an episode that takes them and their kids to a fur farm. Show animal loving little North and P…

Cat ear to foil a dastardly plan....sounds right. Looks like a good tool to carry. Thank you!

If you boil non-human animal bones for 10-12-28 + hours minerals will be extracted. Then you consume dem liquid bones and are forevermore transformed. That is all. It’s amiracle!

Love you, but I want to know if broth is bones. I want to know what the friggin’ BROTH is! It’s long boiled something, sure. Don’t you want to know what has been boiled for your health and pleasure? Before it tingles your lady soul? Wellness for everyone. Wellness.

I think your experience might be unique. How do periods come up in the first hour? Usually we are talking about our men ;)

Right? Where is that bill paying moon? My cats gotta eat.

Yes, let’s celebrate our womanhood by letting the very sacred menstrual blood run down our legs. Because Man-pons.

That is freaking horrific. I hope you are okay...whatever that means, because I would be freaked out. How did he get in? And what the fuck did he want? The police didn’t care to ask?

Is he an ex? I once told an ex that a man was watching me while I sunbathed in a local park. I was very young and embarrassed about my body, so I chose a private place. I looked up one day and saw a man in a thick flannel shirt and jeans (it was 95 degrees and Ohio humidity) watching me from the tree line. Like in the…

Cat ear key chain thing? Do tell! After weird approaches by creepy dudes on the rare occasions I have been out after dark in the city, I’m thinking about carrying the camping bear spray. No aim involved, but it will hit everyone , including me. A creepy guy came up to a friend and I recently when we were on the…