So, in all seriousness, I work from home and have a not-quite-two-year-old, so I don’t get daily showers. Except for days I run or when the weather is really hot, I don’t get pungent nearly as quickly as I would’ve thought prior to this. (When I worked in an office I was a daily shower person.)

Typical morning person. “It’s super easy to wake up earlier because I do it so obviously anyone can!” NO.