In short: the DH can go fuck itself.

So where was the outrage when the entire cast wasn’t present on the cover of Essence?

Actually *adjusts spectacles* if I’m not mistaken, San Antonio doesn’t have a newspaper, rather a tree in the centre of town where people post missing cat signs and ads for Mario Elie’s cleaning service.

I’m a big fan of this phenomenon of sports media personalities telling us what huge boxing enthusiasts they are, so that we understand the importance of their particular takes on a fight that every living human has an opinion about.

You picked 3 of the last 4 Derby winners? So you hit Orb at 5-1 (plausible since he was the betting favorite)? You hit I’ll Have another at 15-1 (getting less believable) AND you hit Animal Kingdom at 21-1 (GTFOH liar)? Utter bullshit.

I don’t like the DH and they don’t need to have the same set of rules for everyone.

Then why was there no increase in sexual violence or sexual dysfunction or the divorce rate after the availability and usage and porn skyrocketed with the birth of the internet? Because there wasn’t.

Proof that revenge at the dish is best served cold.

Another thing I learned to do. If you are just wanting to play a game to get through it or for the story, don't be ashamed of playing on easy. As a father with a huge backlog and limited time I have found playing the games I care less about on easy helps be get through them quicker. I no longer have time for the…

just let him cum on your ass, just the offer, and he'll be done in a minute tops.

Yep. I know it hindered my election to the hall.

Waiting for the humor...any time now....just one laugh....

You've never had an Editor as a boss, have you?

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

"[G]ambling as a vice is as destructive as any other, if not more so."

What makes it worse is that it's not a grammatical error. "Data" is the plural of "datum", so "Data don't" is correct.

This is the sort of thing you can expect when you insist on calling soccer a sport.

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

"blow job included with purchase of a dank beer and garlic fries."