So: Sex Dust a musty, crusty, rusty lust-thrust bust.

The best notebook is the one you design yourself. Outfits such as The Book Factory let you choose every imaginable option, e.g. my current hardcovered, green leather-bound, 30x38 quadrille gridded, page-numbered creation.

Three thousand, six hundred and twenty-two miles roundtrip from NYC to San Antonio. She disappeared in the middle of the night after round two. So one thousand, eight hundred and eleven miles per bonk. But I got to see the Alamo! 

Chuckles don’t suck(le).

I get that “they killed” gets clicks, but there’s no “they” doing any killing. These are accidents.

I can not take advice from someone who thinks the Wes Anderson “canon” leads with Grand Budapest and Moonrise Kingdom and does not even mention Rushmore.

Brilliant! Let’s give the response to an unqualified and alienating newbie just because she’s the darling of progressives. This is the kind of genius thinking that will get us four more years of Trump.

You say “tastes like lime-covered ass” like that’s a bad thing.

You say “tastes like lime-covered ass” like that’s a bad thing.

You say “tastes like lime-covered ass” like that’s a bad thing.

Three words: Wendy’s Baconator Fries. Not terrible

That’s just not true. Retired racing greyhounds are such popular pets now that many adoption groups have waiting lists. The vast majority of retired racers are adopted these days.

If we end up with a Boston-Milwaukee World Series, it will be like the last line of the national anthem: Homes of the Braves.

Well, that’s The Big Ben Theory.

The headline made me think people were cosplaying Barfy, the dog from The Family Circus.

Given that Baez’s loafing allowed to Giants to tie the game and then win 2-1 on a walkoff in the 11th, the story here just might be that he cost the Cubs the game. I hope the Cubs miss the playoffs by one game. And how about some love for Hanson scoring from 1st on a pickoff?

The expression might come from, or at least is used in, horse racing. A jockey who runs his horse into traffic or a bad position is often said by critical observers to have put himself “in a jackpot” or “in the jackpot.”

Just for the record, it is not accurate that the IRS window is “where gamblers collecting $600 or more must go to cash out.” Thanks to changes in the Federal tax code this year, filing IRS paperwork is only required if the return on one’s TOTAL investment in a pool pays off at 300-to-1 or higher. If you put $100 into…

If the Giants’ 162nd game is meaningless, Panda should play one inning at each position, and eat a different snack at each.

Agree, and it happens a lot with this strip. Just incredibly unprofessional not to have someone proofread/edit the frequent errors in his text.