“Notice anything strange about Letsrun’s listing of the world-leading performances from last weekend?”

And just so we’re clear, 11 million people is about 4 percent of the population.
Could we stop pretending this is some massive outpouring of the American public that actually wants this con man to be President?

I vote for Johnny McJonathanface.

It’s Fudgie the Whale from Carvel with five birthday candles.

Serious question: Why exactly are the Rockies, with two 40+ homerun guys (Gonzalez/Arenado) in their lineup, trying to make it more difficult to hit homeruns?

SCHEFTER: Doesn’t matter what I believe Dan, right?

Heroes of Might & Magic III!

Embarrassed to admit: Only now and thanks to Ice T do I know the presumably correct pronunciation of Kotaku. I always thought the emphasis was on the first, not the second, syllable.

You’re dead wrong AND you can’t even spell anti-Semitic.

Stay classy, DeAngelo. Start working on some good material for the guy’s funeral.

“...like Montana and Wyoming.”

“Between you guys spying and deflating footballs, and me chowing down on HGH, it’s been a heckuva rivalry.”

Each vote counted 5x because Georgia’s always, always, always, always, always on my mind.

Sorry, but the blackjack “advice” of “try to get to 21" is ruinously wrong. You try to get past 12 ONLY if the dealer’s up-card is a 7 or higher. You don’t hit anything higher than 11 if he’s showing a 2,3,4,5 or 6.

I thought you said “millinerian” death cult, which would be death by women’s hats. Never mind.

This should have been titled “Six Horse I Had a Picture Of.” The idea that these were the Best Horses of 2015 is a joke. When they hand out the Eclipse Awards next month and crown 10 divisional champions, not one of them will be named Frosted, Keen Ice, Mujtaahib, Lady Eli, Private Zone or Dortmund. They will be…

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme?

Serious stupid question: If going 13 of 16 with 209 yards and 4 TD gave him a “perfect” QBR of 158.3, what rating would going 16-for-16 with 300 yards and five TD’s have gotten? Also 158.3?

Even though four months is a third and not a quarter?

Has to be James Harden. Which could be either James Harden or an imperative directed at Lil’ LeBron.