You buried the lede. The rebuilt title is like a giant torpedo to amidships.

His goal was to use a grille from a modern F-250. “I went to Walmart and measured people’s trucks.”

I lost my husband eight months ago, after a 15 month battle with pancreatic cancer. Now, the last thing I want to think about is cooking. However, since I have a 12 year old, I have to feed her. So not only do I have to do something I have no desire to do (half of the time I have little to no appetite) but it is also…

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Nothing screams “not ready to be a parent” like inviting friends and family to a party with dangerous weapons and projectiles. 

Out: gender reveal parties

Everything still pales in comparison to last year’s:

The yearly roundup of awful costumes never ceases to amaze and depress. Thanks!

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

Floyds, ranked:

Oh cool, I found that guy!