That's because Tomsula IS the exhausted owner of an auto shop. He's not the kind of guy to quit a job when he picks up another. NFL head coaching gig or not.

Bill Brasky, Chuck Norris, Jim Tomsula

Well you came to the intarwebz and broadcast your story, the only difference is there are pictures of their trespassing event that prove the story. I feel like you did make an attempt at internet stardom and sort of kind of failed.

So the only difference here is the speed at which the trespassing photos could be shared with other people and the presence or lack of alcohol...they are asses, you are not. I think you labeling them asses for having a beer while trespassing makes you an ass! God this is fun.

Oh my god you're a fag

These bros snuck in while at the rodeo. For sho

Can't comment on the get-a-ways I've pulled on my XR100.....

Mmmmm my Honda xr50 with big kid suspension, tall seat and big bars would suffice

Bullshit. I race 600's and liters and far prefer to have my shenanigans on single piston minis!

My XR100 with big springs front and rear, taller gears and hybrid tires. I could rebuild it with a crescent wrench and a flat head.

Senior year of high school I swapped my Jeep YJ's 2.5L 4banger and 5spd for a Chevy Vortec 4.3L and 4L60E. Props man.

Is this from the kickass MS DOS Falcon game I played as a kid?

Hey Norm, do you like hotdogs?

Most of your first paragraph is complaining about their play style.

In his defense I've never enjoyed Billy Haisley articles.

?best kinja?

Precisely and obviously newsworthy. I think this happened weekly in high school. That's the humor in ittttttt

Exactly....another glorious Draper contribution!

They can sprawl like a mofo. One could pass for Ben Askren. I can see it.

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