Haahaa! This mad me hard.

Good to see y'all are still cancel culture assholes at Kotaku.

counter arguement, if you have read them that long, which is longer than i have, you know that this skit was totally on brand for them, and is really probably jerry having a ton of fun, because him making these crazy, over the top characters and just playing with them is one of his main contributions. I enjoyed it, it…

Then you’re pretty out of touch. It’s the only e-store that has near as wide a selection of games while also having good sales and decent features. It's got issues, sure, but EGS, as an example, is hot garbage as a store. 

Perhaps, but something tells me that a National Taipei University law student that cosplays in her free time (or perhaps professionally?) might not be quite as in tune with the needs of average people as one might hope.

Hate?

Im all for “topics a video game journalism company should stick to”

Outside of Victorians, who finds pornos of nothing but people showing their feet and nothing else sexually arousing?

And you seem to have missed the part where they’re still offering it for sale, and there’s nothing stopping them from finding customers in the future willing to toss them a couple bucks to play an old game...

So basically they want to never sell another copy again, just to make a “satirical comment on the state of game pricing and sales”, that arguably they already made and could just as easily make by saying it’s on sale permanently?

A time-gated wasteland with illusions of grandeur and a touch of yesteryear’s love. I never thought I’d be the guy to shit-talk the game as it’s given me my girlfriend, best friends, and some of the fondest gaming memories I’ll forever have.

Counterpoint: Snitching isn’t about non-criminals telling on criminals. It’s about being a criminal and not selling out other criminals to reduce your own time. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

The whiteness of the avclub reveals itself het again.

respects is audience... yea, thats why they bash on gamers every chance they get.

Editor’s Note: This story originally included screenshots from the Harry Potter and Pokemon animated porn parodies. We’ve removed those images after readers expressed discomfort over some of the scenes, and believe that words can sufficiently explain the material.

As one of the few Jalopniks reading who has a legit claim to a Mopar equiv to Hart’s awesome Barracuda,

Exactly, childish bullshit like ‘...has spent the last two days pointing fingers and telling on me and you, your momma, and your cousin to...’ just perpetuates the problem.

How exactly invisible does your child or finances have to be to have them spend $1000 a week on something and not notice it almost immediately in your account? 

Is shaming someone for their genital size what passes for sex-positive now? Yeesh.

You know, it’s possible to be TOO sex-positive.