That would have to be a big fucking hologram.

I was hoping for a show about a Jesse and the Rippers reunion.

Dick Dickman

Isn't this the plot to Cars? Who is the Larry the Cable Guy stand- in?

Holy shit
You know this country is going to hell when there are things more intolerable than the Kardashians.

An interview with Ken Tremendous? How did he find time to getaway from his desk at Fremulon Insurance?

She did that thing where she put her fingers in her armpits and then sniffed them. So fucking funny!

WTF?!?
Wanda Sykes is gay? How the fuck did I miss that one?

I agree, that was really abrupt. If no one is watching the show, do they really need to squeeze in a promo?

Wait a second?!?
How does Allen Iverson get credit for having "THE LOOK" because he got his team to an NBA Finals, but he also played in a series where the refs had a significant impact on the outcome? Everyone knows that the NBA preferred to see Iverson take on the Lakers instead of the Bucks. Does Iverson no…