Just some background for you, as he explains in the special, he didn’t know her before she came to his show. After the show he went up to the bar and Daphne approached him and he thought she was going to seriously let him have it for his material. But she actually said she thought it was hysterical, and she thanked…

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

“We’ve taken down video that aired on ‘World News Tonight Sunday’ and ‘Good Morning America’ this morning that appeared to be from the Syrian border immediately after questions were raised about its accuracy. ABC News regrets the error,” an ABC News spokesperson told Gizmodo via email.

BTW, if you notice I’m pissed by some of these lazy and misguided critiques, you’re right. I’m not ever going to countenance someone putting their reputation and safety on the line for us and getting shit on by our own for whatever reason, and especially not because you don’t like their particular style of protest.  No…

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

I forgot to close my garage door one night. What did the cops do? Rang my doorbell at 2:30 AM and ask if everything was OK and remind me to close the door.

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

“The officer, who has been with the Fort Worth police since April 2018, was responding to a call about a residence with an open door.”

“We reached out to Curt’s friends, MAGAgirl07898714 and PepeNotRazist8761412, and they told us via DM...”

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Yes, if it is in good shape, grab it. The AWD Safari is still one of my favorite vehicles. The rear-biased AWD system worked great, and the seats could be totally removed. You can even put the second row in facing backwards, which is great for skiing and bicycling trips. Mine rusted out from road salt, or I would…

There is a GMC Safari that the city owns parked near my house. As soon as they put it for sale in an auction I will buy it. 3 rows of seats and all wheel drive add a slight lift and a roof tent and it becomes the ultimate weekend mountain bike trip vehicle.

Seriously, this person came off like a fatphobic dick

“medical emergency” (read: one of the obese passengers had a heart attack)

Thats not even the best of the engine vids.

I wouldn’t kick a ‘63 split window out of bed.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

This was built a thousand years earlier in the same city. I’m sure they could have figured it out.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code.