Are the asteroids taking requests? 

Are you saying that if it does hit, it’ll only kill brown people? Well I guess America and NASA ain’t gonna be doing shit to stop this one :(

Part of me wonders if this is a Golgafrincham type scenario cooked up by NASA staffers to save us. We get all the “important” people like Trump, his offspring, followers, Musk, other billionaires, etc. loaded onto and Ark Ship and then we just stay here.

There will be one hell of a tsunami, though.  

No one actually thinks Bruce Willis will be called up to duty. Mostly because he’s a movie sta.... oh wait, Trump will DEFINITELY try calling him up to duty.

Surely it will bring down the price of eggs since nobody will be left to buy them!  Simple supply and demand!

I say give the asteroid a chance, we haven’t even heard about its economic policy yet.

We kinda deserve it at this point. I just hope we can ensure it lands on Musk.

That’s...well put. 

We had a good run. Maybe Mother Nature can do something less self destructive when the squids crawl out of the ocean and take over when we’re gone.

Fit was a beast.

How about a small minivan?

Honda Fit

He didn’t ask for financial advice. Before you go around suggesting all those things, remember that $1200 is life changing in a third world country. You can give that to someone and change their life, what is stopping you?

the idea would be to contain the carnage and protect the innocent.  if you just have one police officer follow him around nobody is stopping him from doing god knows what. 

That’s the cool thing about suggestions and the spirit of the prompt. Everyone is free to make their own.

Admittedly, Volvo’s factory-default top speed limiter is a bummer but I wouldn’t call 0-60 in 4.1 seconds “far from fast”, especially for a family car.

If family, functionality, and 4 doors are requirements along with speed, I think a Polestar Engineered V60 T8 is a good fit since they already have a Porsche. Yeah, it doesn’t have 8 cylinders but it has YELLOW freaking seatbelts and still rips. It’s priced below $120k and cool people in the know will drool when they…