Plus, he was in a marvel movie that Chris Hemsworth was also in.

I’m beyond rapt to hear this. 

I watched Oz, Law and Order, then met this man in real life. He did NOT disappoint. He is a great specimen of Chris. 

Ha! How have I forgotten Chris O’Dowd? This is a crime. He is easily The Most Approachable Chris:

Circle of Friends/Batman Forever era Chris O’Donnell? Yaassss!

Can we find 2 or 3 or 8 other Chrises so Pratt can be 6 or something, because he’s definitely a 6 or below.

THIS IS BLATANT MELONI ERASURE AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. 

I move that we ban Chris Pratt from future Chris rankings and nominate both Chris Messina and Chris O’Dowd for future considerations.

“Not a great year for Hemsworth...”

Perhaps there should be a column of dots between #3 and Pratt’s entry, to denote that there is an unbridgeable qualitative gulf between them.

Evans has always been the best Chris.  I don’t know why we haven’t just accepted this and moved on yet.

I enjoyed the view of 3 Chris’s in this movie

How’re you gonna dock three of the Chrises for being in ‘Infinity War’ together?  It’s not like they sucked in it or brought the film down.  It’s a frickin’ trifecta of Chrises.  A ‘Chris-fecta’, if you will.  Some might say that you got 3 for the price of 1.  

Totally, completely incorrect. The one true ranking:

Pine seems to be quite nice and all, but I’ve never been interested in him as a person as opposed to an actor. Chris Hemsworth is so into his family and animals (THE QUOKKA PICTURES) and Chris Evans is basically Captain America in real life. My list is Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, most other Chrises, Pratt, and lastly an…

Evans and Hemsworth are obviously 1-2, and I’m willing to hear arguments for either order, even a tie. Pine is Hollywood-Chris-Neutral.

I think as long as he’s a movie star, we have to keep mentioning that he is at the very bottom of the list and undesirable to many.

Three way tie between Pine, Evans, and Hemsworth. Pratt gets demoted from Chris to Mortimer until he renounces his shitty church.

You docked points because they were in Avengers Infinity War? Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth wouldn’t even be on your radar if it wasn’t for the MCU.

chrises are like pizza is like sex: when the chris is great, its great, but when it isnt, theres pizza.