I saw on Twitter that a lot of people are pointing to this guy’s unearned white male confidence, which allowed him to go on stage and interrupt a presidential candidate.

I know that’s a photoshop because the real photo would be the bun atop a totally bald head.

Can we change the title of this article to “Karine Jean-Pierre Won’t Hesitate to Handle You” or “Karine Jean-Pierre is Fearless”? I feel like we’ve buried the lede.

Old white men in their 70's and up have done nothing for Americans.

I bet this dude was on the Fyre Festival staff.

Looking at that clown is like being assaulted with clever. All he’s missing is clever neon shades and a clever mesh trucker hat and it’s officially a god damn Bukkake of clever.

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

I dated a 41 year old at 19/20. Surprise he was abusive

She was sexualized and objectified starting with “the professional”, in which she was maybe 11?

I’m 33 and my brother is 21. He couldn’t understand at first why I refused point blank to even consider dating any of his friends. I was like, dude, it doesn’t matter how nice I am, there is no way that relationship could be equal. A nineteen year old is not ready to be with a 33 year old. And no 33 year old should be…

My guess since he doubled down that that stuff did technically sort of happen, but from her POV it was an old guy that she thought was her friend pushing her against trees and kissing her.

The first time I heard the “half your age plus seven years” rule, it made so much sense. So by that standard, no one older than 22 should be dating an 18 year old. 

Natalie Portman was 18 in 1999 when he claims the brief romance happened.

At 32 years old, I am back in college to get my teaching certificate and also substitute teaching at a high school. I am around 18-20 year olds on a near daily basis. Whether she was 20 or 18 (but probably 18), these are still not people I would ever want to date. They are wee babies to me. And as a grown woman, I…

In his own words he seems like a douchey, creepy and pretentious asshole. And when you couple that with what appears to be a fairly delusional (at best) representation of his and Portman’s encounter, yeah, he seems like a guy who just kind of sucks.

Yes, Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen ARE The Man. I thought we all agreed that Bob Dylan is a misogynistic plagiarizing ass? 

No, it’s not a Me Too situation. Are Harvey Weinstein and Perfectly Likable Dude the only points on your spectrum?

Yes, and sleeping in a dorm room at 33? That’s another level. 

I mean, did you read the stories in the article?

Holy shit, 33 and 18? Like, I can understand 45 and 35, 35 and 25, because those might have overlap in life stages and maturity. But shit, 18 is right out of high school, not knowing what the plan is for 12 hours from now. 33 is in-career or between careers, and having a life plan for at least the next 10 years.

GRODY.