Because throwing a public tantrum like an overgrown two-year-old because his date paid for his tickets and dared to open a door makes him look like a grown man? Ugh. If you told me this guy's jail time is due to sexual assault, I would not be surprised.

Whoa. Seriously? Where did he say that? I'm simultaneously fascinated and horrified.

Ugh. Yes. I have never understood what the big deal is about KISS.

Huffy and imperious seems to be his default.

Kat Dennings is almost painfully gorgeous and Dr. Ruth is, and always will be, fucking awesome. That's all I really have to say about this one.

Hyper wank device!

He's adorable :D

I think the people who say it—and truly believe it—think they did peak in high school (which, admittedly, some people actually *do*). They've been disillusioned, and instead of adjusting to reality and finding new dreams, they paint their high school years all rosy.

How the hell did that teacher think depressed kids acted, if she didn't think you qualified?

Thanks. I'm hoping my job search will be fruitful soon. We'll see!

A question for the ages.

Exactly. A hundred bucks is a lot of money when you don't have much coming in.

Well, I do enjoy things like having a place to live and eating and keeping my lights on.

It's an epidemic.

I just looked it up to be sure, and, yup—"neutral facial expression"

http://travel.state.gov/content/passpo…

I know what you mean, though. There is ALWAYS another use for $100 >.<

If that's all you're finding, you're looking in the wrong places! There are tons of real corsetiers out there!

That's what I was thinking. Nothing seems to fit right.

I was also going to refer to it as mesmerizing. It really is.

If I remember correctly, you're not supposed to smile for passport photos.

Yeess. *high five*

(in other words, me, too)