Don't mind if I do!

It probably is. He was in damn good shape around the time that would have been taken. I recommend Earth Girls Are Easy for all your Jeff-Goldblum-drooling needs.

If he had an ileostomy, then it's an ileostomy bag, not a colostomy bag. You can't have a colostomy if you have no colon.

Oh, never mind that he could be ruining the lives of the women he infects. Ugh. Your friends are terrible >.<

It's been reported that they did at first, then he convinced them not to by lying about being clean. It wasn't just a one-time thing—he dated these women for quite some time.

Right? I haven't seen a dime yet for reading in the bathtub or taking mid-morning naps.

Oh, Lord. That's even better/worse.

That annoys me, too. Some of us can't even afford to take the time to figure out what we love, let alone try to do it for a living. And, news flash, not all things people enjoy are going to make money.

I don't know who this Lisa Vanderpump person is, but her name sounds like a stage name for a burlesque dancer. Or porn.

You never knew...what? That he's Alan Thick's son? This is a pretty non-specific comment. Also, he looks JUST LIKE his dad, sooo...

Rumor has it that Alan was a big, creepy, barely-legal-chasing lech in his heyday, so there's a good chance Robin learned some weird shit about how to treat women from a really young…

I was not expecting that much of a falsetto. It was startling.

You do realize your use of the word "mutual" in this case would mean that Robin Thicke has disdain for and wants to minimize the talent of Elleengency, right?

No?

Aw, silly—that passage talks about *people*, not gays, non-whites, non-conservative women, or the poor!

That's definitely a factor, along with the "hey, lucky kid" attitude some people have toward women with underage boys, and the fact that female/female sexual interaction is often not taken seriously as "real" sex (and therefore considered not to be as damaging when it's nonconsensual). It's all such a load of…

Where Bieber is the swatting-and-missing cat on the higher rung, of course.

She's three years older than me, and I was kinda thinking the same :P

He doesn't realize how idiotic anything he does, says, or wears looks. And that's part of the problem.

If this is what qualifies to you as "convulsive hysteria"...well, you must not get out much.

I was one of those seven, as well.

Indeed.