That was his grandmother. She told him to make a dang kay-suh-dilla.

That sounds wonderful.

I do that on purpose sometimes. It's mainly because of these guys: http://www.funniermoments.com/watch.php?vid=…

I do, too :P

What did she think of the honey?

Yes. I'm dating someone like that. He tastes bitter, spicy, and sour flavors much more strongly. He also has some texture issues, so maybe his tongue is more sensitive in general. He's not a jerk about being a picky eater, though, and doesn't even really call attention to it. He also likes to try new restaurants…

Uuuuugh, people who claim not to like a food that they haven't even tried irritate me. My ex did that with a few different foods, and—surprise!—when I finally got him to eat them, he LOVED them.

He didn't know people eat it? That's so weird. Doesn't he ever watch TV or movies or read books or go to restaurants?

For a second I misread that as "an inedible mental picture." That would also be accurate :P

I live way up in Michigan and you can get grits in most breakfast places I've been to up here.

Pretty much, yeah. It's like mashed potatoes only creamier. YUM.

Except it sounds like he was pointing to it on the menu :/

I've never had purple cauliflower, but I've admired it in the store. Does it taste about the same?

That had occurred to me, too.

I only wish fat-shaming were roundly criticized. Instead, it's institutionalized.

I agree. Or go ahead and go with the realistic portrayal of what's out there, but also add realistic portrayals of other sizes and shapes, as well.

That's how it's been everywhere I've worked, too.

So am I. I just assume they're designed by some really hard-up dudebros.

Or is it...meowsogyny?

#notallcalicos #notalltorties

:P

Seriously, though, mine is the sweetest girl ever.