Me, too.

Wedges are heels, dumbass. And, last I checked, I was a real woman, thanks.

You mean you *didn't* both design the salon and ignore her request? But the world *revolves* around her, don't you see?

Though I do appreciate how well the shoes match the bikini. Pink and yellow.

Me, too!

I've been to Perm with Bangs. Worse, though, was Layered Perm, in which the person doing my hair defied my instructions and used much smaller rollers than I requested, resulting in HUGE POODLE HAIR that was still noticeably curly a year later. Had it been shorter than my shoulder blades, I'd definitely have a…

I have waist-length hair that tangle easily, but I have never had my hair lying in a pile in a sink cause it to tangle any more than just walking around during the day, going about my business. Just working in the shampoo in the first place tangles it, and rinsing position is pretty much irrelevant. So, if this…

Agreed.

This is my feeling on it, too. Overall, I like the look (particularly the fact she's not falling out of it), but, yeah...enough with the heels, already.

Misorcery.

Can we just STOP euphemistically calling it "putting [his] hands on a woman" and start calling it what it IS, please? Abusing, beating, hitting, punching, whatever. Just knock it OFF with the passive fucking language.

I think we're pretty much all agreed, here, that Susan Sarandon is awesome, yes? Yes.

Agreed on all counts. It's one of the few celebrity breakups I actually cared about.

I have a few contenders, but here's one of my favorites: It was my first time. I'd known (and been friends with, and had been in love with) the guy for a few years, at that point, and he'd finally deigned to date me. If you could call it that. The foreplay part was going all right, I was excited, all that, and then…

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.

"C" stands for "cockblock", right?

Good thing he didn't have a longer name.

Yeah, I'd be especially concerned if the condom thief was a girl who said "I want you to put a baby in me."

I admire the self-awareness and restraint that showed for him, actually. He knew what he was looking for and what he wouldn't compromise on.

I had sex with a guy a couple years ago and, to this day, I'm not sure whether he made it in there or not. Things weren't lining up well at all, and then there was a lot of thrusting and an orgasm (for him), and that was the end of that.