"Mine was not some demure, coquettish poot, but a nuclear apocalypse trumpet that heralded the arrival of the four horsemen." made me laugh REALLY hard. Not as hard as your fart, of course, but it was some pretty major laughter.

YES. I was going to mention this, but I didn't know there was a GIF of it!

That last line made me like her a little bit, to be honest. Also, good hair and makeup in that pic.

Once in a while I forget what a megadouche Vanilla Ice looked like at the height of his popularity...and then I see something like this.

Anybody else get the feeling he's describing an ex with some of these?

Well, there's always the Outlander series.

I completely agree. So I guess there are two of us now.

Yes, it's fiction, but it's fiction that some people are (unfortunately) interpreting as accurate, thus judging a pretty large group of people by it AND going out and doing stupid things because now they think they're "knowledgable".

I don't agree that hair is gross and smelly (that's a hygiene issue, not a hair issue), but I DO agree that stubble hurts and he looks MUCH better without the beard.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It looks exactly like a porn cover—and would be even more so if she were wearing heels. Seriously, this is a pose they do ALL THE TIME (you start to see a trend when you spend a few years selling the stuff). This isn't a judgment, as I don't think porn, or being in porn, is…

Mine, too!

Same, here. Planned Parenthood has been HUGE for me, and I'm so grateful for it.

If I remember right, only three percent of their services involve abortion, statistically. But I guess that other 97% doesn't matter if someone, somewhere, MIGHT get a safe and completely legal abortion.

It's definitely the only health care I've been able to get the last several years. And thank goodness for that, because without the birth control pills I get from them I'd still be bleeding to the point of can't-even-stay-awake anemia.

Well-played.

That sounds delicious.

It sounds SO good, doesn't it? I wish I were close enough to try some!

Plan B Brickle

I was surprised by how much I enjoy the two of them together. Neither of them made much impression on me in their careers up to this point, but, get them in the same room? MAGIC HAPPENS. And their reaction here was unexpected and hilarious.

You say that like there's such thing as a GOOD Lifetime movie.