Hurricane Fluffy. Hurricane Cuddles.

Or maybe names that tell what they do. Hurricane House-Flattener. Hurricane Fencepost-Impalement. Hurricane Corpse-Maker.

God, this is like an Onion article come to life.

Or a girl who wore a short skirt and the resident Mean Girls decided she was a slut. That's how it went for me. I was seventeen and had had only one partner at that point, whom I'd known for almost four years before anything happened. He was also the only person I'd ever kissed.

Yeah, I've definitely been to parties where I had a completely different experience than someone in the next room had and had no idea until the next day.

My goodness. What a delightful woman.

That's an excellent point. And all these kids were certainly old enough to know how to behave without their parents breathing down their necks...but they didn't.

Oh, I don't disagree. I'm just saying there's more diversity with these three women than there are in the Lucky feature.

I'm saying that's the point of the conversation, not that you said it, and that what you're saying about dating people is off topic and seems to be coming out nowhere.

The same is true of stretch marks. I've hardly met anyone, male or female, of any size, who doesn't have a few, but they've gotten so airbrushed out that people assume they're uncommon (just like cellulite).

The point is, though, that you don't have to find someone attractive for them to have the right to wear whatever damn swimsuit they feel like.

"I don't view people through a lens of what pleasure/service they can give me..." Exactly! I think you hit that nail right on the head.

Believe me fat people are aware of being fat—though I'd say your out-of-your-ass percentage is off by quite a bit. If you don't think people are CONSTANTLY telling fat people how fat they are, then you haven't been paying attention.

Oh, it's not other people he has a problem with so much as it is women he doesn't want to fuck. Apparently they haven't earned the right to wear and do whatever they want, because his dick hasn't given them the seal of approval.

Apparently women who aren't decorative enough for him in exactly the way he deems best don't have the same right to enjoy themselves or be cool and comfortable as he does. I wish that point of view weren't so common :/

String bottoms may as well be an eye patch, for me. And I've had pretty good luck at least standing upright in one place wearing a triangle top on my 44DDs, which was surprising to me (that halter strap can be surprisingly supportive), but it wasn't in American Apparel sizes. I'd hate to think of what might happen…

It's different in that those three women are of different sizes and shapes and different heights, whereas you could practically switch the heads around on the women Lucky showed.

If anything, some of that stuff actually makes them *wearable*. Especially underwires (which I guess is what she meant by boning?) and padding.

Her head does look very small, and I think part of it is because she has such a long neck, and is generally gazelle-like.

Some of that could be her pose, too. Overall, I like the dress, though, and her makeup and hair are great.