That was my first thought, too.

I think you're right. The color's nice, and I like the draping on the skirt, but the top just doesn't quite make it.

Yes, I agree! I love it.

Yeah, I'm really digging it. Simple, elegant, and so sparkly. Fits her well, too.

It's PERFECT.

Nope. Great big lacy bag of nope.

To me, it looks like she showed up in an exceptionally beautiful, flattering nightgown.

Yes.

Because...she's conventionally cute? "Hot" is incredibly subjective, but there is a "conventional"—that is, sanctioned/widely represented by the media—idea of attractiveness, and some people (like the woman in the stock photo) meet it. It's not weird word choice at all.

Doubtful.

Yeah, it's TOTALLY creepy to sit there with an obviously fake account, minding your own damn business and showing absolutely zero interest while guys who can't seem to get blood flow to both brain and dick at the same time try desperately to stick it in you with as little ceremony as possible. Yup. NICOLE is the…

This is such a lovely story, and beautifully written. I'm so glad you found someone who values and cherishes you the way you deserve—and that his family is so great, too! I hope you have a wonderful life together. Thank you for sharing your story :)

YES. Everything sounded delicious.

I thought the same thing with the first pic, wishing there'd been some explanation for the face he's making (in the middle of talking, maybe?) But then the other one: adorable.

Someone posted elsewhere in the comments that Vera Wang's people have said, no, that's not one of theirs.

That looks delicious.

It was quite a challenge to find ones that hadn't been posted here (at least, as of the time I started looking). But here are some real gems:

Those dresses remind me of crocheted toilet paper dolls.

Yes! I'm glad to see some love for this dress! It's well-cut, well-fitted, and seems to be well-made, and the camouflage is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek kitschy thing. It works really well.

YES. I was about to go on a hunt for that.